(Source: hepkatz, via italktosnakes)
I detect no flaws.
(via nanalew)
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
oh my god.
(Source: villainyandgoodcheekbones, via tessaviolet)
(Source: aileine, via tessaviolet)
There may come a time when I don’t reblog this post but that day is not this day.
If I ever don’t reblog this, its because I’m dead.
(via viria)
Part of me is still sad that I can’t sing. But at least I’m not denying that I sound like a terrified animal.
he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats
#DEADYou don’t even understand, there are actual tears.
(Source: iseeincolor91, via viria)
press play and watch the gif.
just trust me.
IF TUMBLR HAD A HIGHLIGHT REEL THIS WOULD BE IN IT
It’s on my dash again
i missed it
The slinky is just barely out of sync with the beat of the song and it’s driving me insane.
(via tessaviolet)
favourite community bloopers:
danny: “was that highly suggestive?” (season 1)
“need to get it wet again”
(Source: slayerage, via bossypants)
Miley speaks for us all.
I think this was my favorite moment of the entire show.
(via celeryandhummus)
Went to visit my friend’s apartment in Patterson and LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
oh my god
Is that a nose on the front?
(via liamdryden)
After looking in the kitchen post-grocery shopping, I have determined that my parents live off of cereal, cracker-type snacks, sandwiches, and once-a-week eggs. There’s fruit in there too, but considering I’m the only one to have touched it, I’d say they only dip into it occasionally.
