why do people think angels are like, beautiful blonde white women with curly hair im pretty sure in the bible angels had to say “be not afraid” because they have like a shitload of eyes and heads and also are on fire or somthing like that
Some of them looked like “wheels within wheels” with eyes all over the outer wheels, and all kinds of bizarre shit like that. And although some of them could make themselves appear human, they ALWAYS took male form, because the Judeo-Christian-Islamic religious complex is inherently patriarchal. (Says the former divinity student.)
I just go along with Supernatural’s idea of them taking human vessels so our eyeballs don’t burn out. But that’s mostly because I haven’t bothered opening a bible in years.
I’m glad that Bilbo Baggins exists
Because in the book, the dude was pretty firmly middle aged when his crazy-ass adventure started
He was settled down in the house that belonged to his parents and had done precisely jack shit with his life
It gives me hope that maybe some nutcase wizard will eventually show up and be like yo
you’re a burglar now
don’t even care that you didn’t roll rogue homie we got dragons to slay and kingdoms to save
Can I be Gandalf in this scenario? I’m willing to be an old man if it means I’m a bad ass wizard.
Has anyone made a 99 Red Balloons and Fire Nation joke yet?