more like listening to the couch omg
that isnt even a couch
those are stairs
the entire picture is a lie
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more like listening to the couch omg
that isnt even a couch
those are stairs
the entire picture is a lie
(Source: gorgossium, via liamdryden)
One time, Gatsby punched me in the face. It was awesome.
One time he met Warren G. Harding on a train, and he told him he was pretty.
I hear he does car commercials… In West Egg.
I hear his self-esteem’s insured for 20 dollars.
I hear his shirts are so beautiful… People cry over them.
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Kickpuncher. His punches have the power of kicks.
I made this and didn’t want to post it on youtube. But we fight now. So that’s a thing.
Under the Booty
“Ms. New Booty” vs. “Under the Sea”
dead.
peed myself
BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY
ROCKING UNDER THE SEA
BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY